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Posted: April 11th, 2013, 1:01 pm
by Miniike
OkaySandwich wrote:127 Hours

A guy runs around a desert, chats up some girls and falls in a canyon, somehow trapping his arm under a rock. He runs out of water, drinks his own piss, sees a giant Scooby-Doo and then cuts off his arm because his unborn son told him to.
OkaySandwich

A sandwich. He's okay! He also makes cookies.

Posted: May 3rd, 2013, 7:44 am
by jhjoseph91
Miniike wrote:OkaySandwich

A sandwich. He's okay! He also makes cookies.
Cave story.

A game about a robot killing everything.

Posted: May 5th, 2013, 6:40 pm
by winningkill
TF2

You can choose to be different people to kill people.

Posted: May 8th, 2013, 9:12 pm
by ElectroYoshi
Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon

An old geezer kidnaps an Italian plumber who likes to dress in Green by teleporting him through a TV screen, then the plumber is used as a slave to capture ghosts with a piece-of-crap house cleaning device. xD

Posted: May 10th, 2013, 7:46 pm
by jhjoseph91
Super meat boy!

A game about a lump of meat trying to get a bandage from a doctor that is unborn while collecting mischievous trinkets and bandages!

Posted: August 10th, 2014, 4:13 pm
by jhjoseph91
Anyone remember this little gem?

Videogames

Have either gore, platforming, puzzles, guns, or a combination of them

Posted: August 10th, 2014, 5:09 pm
by ThatOneFox
Skype

Skype is a reliable VOIP service that allows you to send and receive IM's with next to no delay, and also allows users to perform lag-free voice calls. It also uses virtually no CPU so you can keep it running in the background...


...or at least it was until microsoft bought it.

Posted: August 13th, 2014, 9:09 pm
by ElectroYoshi
Two and a Half Men

A sitcom that premiered in 2003. It revolves around a manwhore, his cheapskate brother, and HIS ding-dong son. The characters have terrific chemistry, and while the humor is raunchy, the writing is top-notch, and it is overall a funny show.

...but then the writers ceased to give two and a half craps.

Posted: August 13th, 2014, 9:19 pm
by jhjoseph91
ElectroYoshi wrote:...but then the writers ceased to give two and a half craps.
Buuurn.

Atmosphir

A game that bases itself around a level editor. It was great, and especially got better while the years went on.

But then it died... And now it's back so it's all cool.

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Posted: April 16th, 2017, 4:51 am
by Miniike
DvChayz wrote:Hunger Games:

A girl who shows absolutely no emotion kills people in a Battle Royale environment. She then does it again. Then she kills more people. She cant decide between a hot guy and a ugly guy. Her sister dies. She kills a President.
Two, actually. She picks the ugly guy.

The end.
I have recited/quoted this post so much that I actually forgot it was an OMB post.

That's actually pretty incredible. You've accomplished something of great personal worth to me, Chayz. Thanks.

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Posted: April 16th, 2017, 4:52 am
by Miniike
Miniike wrote:Rocky Horror Picture Show-

A couple walks (very smartly) into a castle that the sign very clearly says they should stay out of. They crash a messed up party and find Tim Curry in a fishnet, which is pretty traumatizing. He lets them stay (despite his decision to put warning signs outside) and they get to see him bring his singing swede to life. Then Meatloaf gets mad into actual meatloaf, which they eat after their science teacher shows up. Then Tim Curry in a fishnet turns them into statues after comparing Janet to a pencil, and they do stuff on a stage until the butler shows up and kills everyone.

A really suave guy concludes that we're all bugs.
This is actually an okay post from younger me.

Even though I misspelled "made" as "mad." Ugh.

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Posted: April 25th, 2017, 7:48 pm
by Rattle
Miniike wrote:Winnie the Pooh kicks a** though.
FFUCK YEA!!!! FUCK YEA!!!!!! MY MAN!!!!!!!
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Re: Re:

Posted: April 27th, 2017, 12:11 am
by Miniike
Rattle wrote:
Miniike wrote:Winnie the Pooh kicks a** though.
FFUCK YEA!!!! FUCK YEA!!!!!! MY MAN!!!!!!!
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nice

Re: Re:

Posted: May 6th, 2017, 11:49 pm
by DvChayz
Miniike wrote:
DvChayz wrote:Hunger Games:

A girl who shows absolutely no emotion kills people in a Battle Royale environment. She then does it again. Then she kills more people. She cant decide between a hot guy and a ugly guy. Her sister dies. She kills a President.
Two, actually. She picks the ugly guy.

The end.
I have recited/quoted this post so much that I actually forgot it was an OMB post.

That's actually pretty incredible. You've accomplished something of great personal worth to me, Chayz. Thanks.
you're welcome

Re: Awkward Descriptions

Posted: May 7th, 2017, 7:50 pm
by Rattle
awkawrd desription of my ballls: theyre big lmao

Re: Awkward Descriptions

Posted: May 13th, 2017, 8:09 am
by Miniike
Rattle wrote:awkawrd desription of my ballls: theyre big lmao
good one head male cheerleader

Re: Awkward Descriptions

Posted: October 3rd, 2017, 1:13 pm
by CTB
Terraria
You fight a giant eye/mouth thing, a worm (or a brain depending on whether your world has an evil purple biome or a red gore one), a massive bee, a big slime wearing a crown and with a ninja costume in it, a flying cursed skeleton , made of only two arms and a head, and then a LITERAL WALL OF FLESH summoned by killing your first friend in the game. By dropping a voodoo doll in magma. In hell.
Did I forget to mention you enter a dungeon, mine up meteor crash sites, look for 'heart crystals' underground and collect stars from the sky?
Oh yeah, and when you kill that flesh-wall-thing shit gets real.
...ill end it there before it gets complicated