Broken Vending Machine

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby jhjoseph91 » August 12th, 2016, 5:23 pm

you get dave strider and his ironic comic.

i put in a sbahjizer and pray that we don't become "cool and new forum site".
i'm from another dimension!

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby Omnoman » August 13th, 2016, 11:01 am

you get cool and new forum site
where the most BORIGGN character is ironically...
miinike

i put in cool and new forum site
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby CTB » August 14th, 2016, 1:12 pm

You get the grammar police.
I put in a lenny.
Back... after forever.

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby ElectroYoshi » August 14th, 2016, 5:21 pm

You get Leonard Hofstadter.

I put in Shinedown.

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby Omnoman » August 15th, 2016, 8:04 pm

you get a sun
a whole sun

i eat the vending machine
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby Bad At Gravity » August 15th, 2016, 9:49 pm

You get type 2 diabetes.

I put in my arm.

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby jhjoseph91 » August 16th, 2016, 3:01 am

i pull out vriska's robotic arm and throw it to the side in fear. what the hell, machine?!

i insert an eight-ball.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby Omnoman » August 16th, 2016, 10:35 am

You get a magic cue ball.

I put in Terezi Pyrope.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby jhjoseph91 » August 16th, 2016, 5:30 pm

...eh, she's rad enough to keep in there, i suppose. she keeps licking the coin slot though, which is kinda freaky.

whist another (not exactly) human being is in the vending machine, i try to cram myself in.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby Omnoman » August 17th, 2016, 8:13 am

You are in the vending machine. WH4T NOW >:?

I decide to join the fruity rumpus asshole factory.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby jhjoseph91 » August 17th, 2016, 8:16 am

since that has literally nothing to do with the vending machine, nothing really happens.

i crawl out of the vending machine, land face first on the pavement, get up and insert a copy of Payday 2 Crimewave Edition.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby Omnoman » August 19th, 2016, 6:45 pm

you get arrested
I put in a friendly and lovable dog
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby jhjoseph91 » August 20th, 2016, 12:56 pm

the vending machine suddenly turns black and green. also, you get a flute.

i get out of custody and put a stick of juicy fruit in the vending machine.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby Omnoman » August 20th, 2016, 5:20 pm

you get dancing fruit
I put in LOHAC
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby Bad At Gravity » August 21st, 2016, 4:56 pm

You get CAHOL

I put in a soda.

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby Omnoman » August 22nd, 2016, 8:03 am

you get game bro magazine.
I put in Tony Hawk's The Elder Dogma Shadow of Metal Souls Downhill Jam of the Cooking Xenomama Chronicles Gear Solid 2 Turbo HD Remix & Knuckles featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby Bad At Gravity » September 16th, 2016, 8:23 pm

You get a bulbasaur!

I put in my Avatar.

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby Omnoman » October 7th, 2016, 1:51 pm

you get one (1) genuine bear
I put in a whole bowl of ==>s.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby jhjoseph91 » October 7th, 2016, 9:29 pm

the machine politely asks why some of them are eaten. and then politely asks you to join another fandom until hiveswap is released.
i throw in the entire madness combat series.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby Doctor Pie » October 9th, 2016, 6:12 pm

The machine whirrs, and dispenses a piece of paper and 2 quarters. Written on the paper is "congratulations on wasting that. you get this piece of paper, and 50 cents."

I insert a piece of paper with the sound icon used on most computers


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