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This Is Why I Don't Read The News

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This Is Why I Don't Read The News

Post by luke5227 » July 26th, 2013, 10:16 pm

Come up with terrible but realistic news titles to explain why you hate the news.

-> South Korea raising taxes due to vendors selling roadkill
-> ASL made its own region in the United States and demands to have its own radio station
-> Torrenters now sell their torrents for more expensive than the product they've stolen from
-> Minecraft has now become the official game of China due to its excessive building and crafting
-> Demand for Demand in the Stock markets increases the demand for demand of certain products at local grocery stores
-> Man becomes rich off of lottery ticket

Think of more.

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Post by DvChayz » July 26th, 2013, 10:19 pm

::famous rockstar is kidnapped
because famous people are WAY MORE IMPORTANT LOL

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Post by ElectroYoshi » July 27th, 2013, 1:49 am

[Insert headline that has something to do with celebrity romance here]
I need a shot again, that sweet adrenaline.

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Post by luke5227 » July 27th, 2013, 12:04 pm

-> Kitty Kat Kommits suicide off of owner's new 12,000,000 fancy house that has a pool at back and a nice garden, 6 bedrooms, 4 baths, sahhskwvdndx

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Post by tta » July 27th, 2013, 4:29 pm

luke5227 wrote:-> Kitty Kat Kommits suicide off of owner's new 12,000,000 fancy house that has a pool at back and a nice garden, 6 bedrooms, 4 baths, sahhskwvdndx


Celebrity rapper guy P3rry X3 stabs self with $40,000 bedazzled knife w/ golden blade.

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Post by ThatOneFox » July 27th, 2013, 4:41 pm

Teen pregnancies rise. Again.
:skull: :bungee: Keith Keiser has a better ass than you :bungee: :skull:

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Post by Rabbidfan236 » July 27th, 2013, 9:20 pm

Politicians.

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Post by freekboy31 » July 28th, 2013, 3:18 am

China has become a copy-paste capital of the world.
:crate: :atmobot: coming soon..... :sentrybot:
:brickblock: :brickblock: :brickblock: :monkeyblock: :brickblock: :brickblock:
:brickblock: :brickblock: :brickblock: :brickblock: :brickblock: :brickblock:

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Post by luke5227 » July 28th, 2013, 11:13 am

-> Scientists discover breathing air may cause you to die before 100
-> There was a car crash but its special because it was 200 feet from the president
-> OMB Minecraft server had more than 1 person on it at the same time!!
-> Cure for Cancer still hasn't been discovered

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Post by OkaySandwich » July 28th, 2013, 11:25 am

Man expelled from New Zealand for being too fat
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-23475583

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Post by ElectroYoshi » July 28th, 2013, 12:21 pm

What the news should glorify:
[spoiler]Image[/spoiler]

What the news does glorify that makes me wanna break every bone in its body:
[spoiler]Image[/spoiler]
I need a shot again, that sweet adrenaline.

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Post by ThatOneFox » October 28th, 2013, 7:06 am

Breaking news! TTA to return to OneMoreBlock
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Post by bionicnacho » October 28th, 2013, 9:43 am

StreetLights wrote:Breaking news! TTA to return to OneMoreBlock


lolwut
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Post by ThatOneFox » October 28th, 2013, 9:46 am

What... I though this was a game about terrible news stories if they were true...
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Post by Miniike » October 28th, 2013, 9:50 am

ElectroYoshi wrote:What the news should glorify:
[spoiler]Image[/spoiler]

What the news does glorify that makes me wanna break every bone in its body:
[spoiler]Image[/spoiler]

Why is this country so stupid?
:pigflag: for fricking fricks sake why do i still care :pigflag:
:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:

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Post by ThatOneFox » October 28th, 2013, 10:13 am

#notinthatcountry
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Post by Phantomboy » October 28th, 2013, 11:15 am

No tin, that country!

A National outcry breaks out as OMB bans any discussion revolving tins. Mods, you sillies..
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Post by ThatOneFox » October 28th, 2013, 11:47 am

Wolf's rain declared not the best anime ever.

[spoiler]Haha, that would never happen[/spoiler]
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Post by Miniike » October 28th, 2013, 12:18 pm

StreetLights wrote:#notinthatcountry

GRRRR I ENVY YOU
:pigflag: for fricking fricks sake why do i still care :pigflag:
:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:

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Post by ThatOneFox » October 28th, 2013, 12:20 pm

Image
:skull: :bungee: Keith Keiser has a better ass than you :bungee: :skull:

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