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This Is Why I Don't Read The News
Posted: July 26th, 2013, 10:16 pm
by luke5227
Come up with terrible but realistic news titles to explain why you hate the news.
-> South Korea raising taxes due to vendors selling roadkill
-> ASL made its own region in the United States and demands to have its own radio station
-> Torrenters now sell their torrents for more expensive than the product they've stolen from
-> Minecraft has now become the official game of China due to its excessive building and crafting
-> Demand for Demand in the Stock markets increases the demand for demand of certain products at local grocery stores
-> Man becomes rich off of lottery ticket
Think of more.
Posted: July 26th, 2013, 10:19 pm
by DvChayz
::famous rockstar is kidnapped
because famous people are WAY MORE IMPORTANT LOL
Posted: July 27th, 2013, 1:49 am
by ElectroYoshi
[Insert headline that has something to do with celebrity romance here]
Posted: July 27th, 2013, 12:04 pm
by luke5227
-> Kitty Kat Kommits suicide off of owner's new 12,000,000 fancy house that has a pool at back and a nice garden, 6 bedrooms, 4 baths, sahhskwvdndx
Posted: July 27th, 2013, 4:29 pm
by tta
luke5227 wrote:-> Kitty Kat Kommits suicide off of owner's new 12,000,000 fancy house that has a pool at back and a nice garden, 6 bedrooms, 4 baths, sahhskwvdndx
Celebrity rapper guy P3rry X3 stabs self with $40,000 bedazzled knife w/ golden blade.
Posted: July 27th, 2013, 4:41 pm
by ThatOneFox
Teen pregnancies rise. Again.
Posted: July 27th, 2013, 9:20 pm
by Rabbidfan236
Politicians.
Posted: July 28th, 2013, 3:18 am
by freekboy31
China has become a copy-paste capital of the world.
Posted: July 28th, 2013, 11:13 am
by luke5227
-> Scientists discover breathing air may cause you to die before 100
-> There was a car crash but its special because it was 200 feet from the president
-> OMB Minecraft server had more than 1 person on it at the same time!!
-> Cure for Cancer still hasn't been discovered
Posted: July 28th, 2013, 11:25 am
by OkaySandwich
Man expelled from New Zealand for being too fat
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-23475583
Posted: July 28th, 2013, 12:21 pm
by ElectroYoshi
What the news
should glorify:
What the news
does glorify that makes me wanna break every bone in its body:
Posted: October 28th, 2013, 7:06 am
by ThatOneFox
Breaking news! TTA to return to OneMoreBlock
Posted: October 28th, 2013, 9:43 am
by bionicnacho
StreetLights wrote:Breaking news! TTA to return to OneMoreBlock
lolwut
Posted: October 28th, 2013, 9:46 am
by ThatOneFox
What... I though this was a game about terrible news stories if they were true...
Posted: October 28th, 2013, 9:50 am
by Miniike
ElectroYoshi wrote:What the news
should glorify:
What the news
does glorify that makes me wanna break every bone in its body:
Why is this country so stupid?
Posted: October 28th, 2013, 10:13 am
by ThatOneFox
#notinthatcountry
Posted: October 28th, 2013, 11:15 am
by Phantomboy
No tin, that country!
A National outcry breaks out as OMB bans any discussion revolving tins. Mods, you sillies..
Posted: October 28th, 2013, 11:47 am
by ThatOneFox
Wolf's rain declared not the best anime ever.
Posted: October 28th, 2013, 12:18 pm
by Miniike
StreetLights wrote:#notinthatcountry
GRRRR I ENVY YOU
Posted: October 28th, 2013, 12:20 pm
by ThatOneFox
