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It's Just Plane Hilarity! [rpg]
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It's Just Plane Hilarity! [rpg]
this is an rpg about planes
sign up and I'll put your character in the main post
no animals
Anything OOC must have an indicator before it or be typed in this color
CHARACTERS:
Name: Steve, the Vending Machine Enthusiast
Creator: Papaya
Name: Robbie Rotten, the pedo pirate
Creator: Streetlights
Name: Jon Conquest, the down-on-his-luck Radio Host and Porn Star
Creator: tta
Name: Sally, the Annoying Otaku Weaboo Chick
Creator: DvChayz
sign up and I'll put your character in the main post
no animals
Anything OOC must have an indicator before it or be typed in this color
CHARACTERS:
Name: Steve, the Vending Machine Enthusiast
Creator: Papaya
Name: Robbie Rotten, the pedo pirate
Creator: Streetlights
Name: Jon Conquest, the down-on-his-luck Radio Host and Porn Star
Creator: tta
Name: Sally, the Annoying Otaku Weaboo Chick
Creator: DvChayz
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Steve looks at the flamboyant pirate who is upon further inspection just pretending to be that one stupid-ass pirate from lazy town. While he is perplexed as to how he spoke in such a way that his final two words came out multi-coloured, he didn't dwell on it.
then he noticed that the pirate's secret cutlass, his treasure trove, his main mast was at full sail out in the open. Steve averted his gaze, looked at the sick pedophile sitting before him, and rushed to grab security and alert them to the pirate preying on little girls.
then he noticed that the pirate's secret cutlass, his treasure trove, his main mast was at full sail out in the open. Steve averted his gaze, looked at the sick pedophile sitting before him, and rushed to grab security and alert them to the pirate preying on little girls.
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sally approaches the three weirdos who looked like who would be the most interesting to talk too about weeaboo information.
"hi you three, my nime is sally and i am a OTAKU nerd!!! XD :3 I reaaally like japan, do u like japan? i like japan bcus i am OTAKU and i love anime too :3 i wish i was A Japanese, i would love to watch the anime on tV every night and talk to my OTAKU FRIENDS XD :3 over the internet and IRL!!!!!! Do u guys watch anime?o_o IU LOOOOOOOOOOV anime so much!!! cus im a OTAKU GIRL!!!! XDD :3 :3 o3o my favorrrrote anime is SWORD ART ONLINE, its a realy good anime an i love it so much!!!! it has good plot, good characters, and all of the things and OTAKU like ME, SALLY, would like!!!!!!!! I LOV ASUKA CUZ SHE IS KAAAAAAAWAIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 omg, the reaLATIONship between asuka n her husbando ar so great!!!!! its so kawaii XD o3o ^O^2 ppl who hate on sword art online n say it got bad: WTF!!!!! lamos, if u were a PRO OTAKU NERD like ME, u would kno sword art online is the gretest animeys ever!!!!!!!!! go watch ur fuckng saillor moon or neon genesis and thos other BAD ANIMEYS, u freaking FRICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! neon geneis evnaglion and sailor moon r the worst animeys ever! i should kno bcus im a pro otaku (^^////^^) lik wtf is neon genesis anyways??? lol GET IN THE ROBOT SHINJI!!!! sounds like a stupid anime, robots r SOOOOOOO 2009 XDDDD im so pro ^3^ also u kno what else is a bad anime? puella magfi madoka magica, like wtf!!!! magical girls r lame, who the fuck watches MAGIcal gRISl??? thos r STUPID ANIMES!!!! everyon llknows realistic animes like SOWRD ART ONLIONE are the best!!!! i should kno cuz im pro otaku, and u wouldnt know cuz im the proest otaku in the WORLD. even better then the japans!!!!!! also i watched the first episod of magica and iot was leike???? wtF BOTING XDDDD im pro otaku. also u guys should folkow my TUMBLORL, its prootaku.tumblr.com, it has a lot of information about anime!! and it has lots of images and stuf if things u wil like 0_0 cuz im a PRO OTAKU!!!! anwyays do u guys watch anime? cus i love anime cus im otaku nerd, which is good u kno!!!!!!!!! pls folow my blog also u guys should watch anime!!!! it is really great"
"hi you three, my nime is sally and i am a OTAKU nerd!!! XD :3 I reaaally like japan, do u like japan? i like japan bcus i am OTAKU and i love anime too :3 i wish i was A Japanese, i would love to watch the anime on tV every night and talk to my OTAKU FRIENDS XD :3 over the internet and IRL!!!!!! Do u guys watch anime?o_o IU LOOOOOOOOOOV anime so much!!! cus im a OTAKU GIRL!!!! XDD :3 :3 o3o my favorrrrote anime is SWORD ART ONLINE, its a realy good anime an i love it so much!!!! it has good plot, good characters, and all of the things and OTAKU like ME, SALLY, would like!!!!!!!! I LOV ASUKA CUZ SHE IS KAAAAAAAWAIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 omg, the reaLATIONship between asuka n her husbando ar so great!!!!! its so kawaii XD o3o ^O^2 ppl who hate on sword art online n say it got bad: WTF!!!!! lamos, if u were a PRO OTAKU NERD like ME, u would kno sword art online is the gretest animeys ever!!!!!!!!! go watch ur fuckng saillor moon or neon genesis and thos other BAD ANIMEYS, u freaking FRICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! neon geneis evnaglion and sailor moon r the worst animeys ever! i should kno bcus im a pro otaku (^^////^^) lik wtf is neon genesis anyways??? lol GET IN THE ROBOT SHINJI!!!! sounds like a stupid anime, robots r SOOOOOOO 2009 XDDDD im so pro ^3^ also u kno what else is a bad anime? puella magfi madoka magica, like wtf!!!! magical girls r lame, who the fuck watches MAGIcal gRISl??? thos r STUPID ANIMES!!!! everyon llknows realistic animes like SOWRD ART ONLIONE are the best!!!! i should kno cuz im pro otaku, and u wouldnt know cuz im the proest otaku in the WORLD. even better then the japans!!!!!! also i watched the first episod of magica and iot was leike???? wtF BOTING XDDDD im pro otaku. also u guys should folkow my TUMBLORL, its prootaku.tumblr.com, it has a lot of information about anime!! and it has lots of images and stuf if things u wil like 0_0 cuz im a PRO OTAKU!!!! anwyays do u guys watch anime? cus i love anime cus im otaku nerd, which is good u kno!!!!!!!!! pls folow my blog also u guys should watch anime!!!! it is really great"
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"What the hell? there's something you don't understand kid; these are DESIGNER shoes. they were DESIGNED by someone important."
Conquest has lost his appetite. he is deeply saddened by this, as he was looking forward to eating at the airport Burger King, which is the only Burger King in his entire area.
He slips 3 quarters into Steve's Mtn Dew dispenser and gets a Pepsi.
Conquest has lost his appetite. he is deeply saddened by this, as he was looking forward to eating at the airport Burger King, which is the only Burger King in his entire area.
He slips 3 quarters into Steve's Mtn Dew dispenser and gets a Pepsi.
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Steve looks at the man putting in quarters into his machine and does a double take as he realises that it is not mtn dew that comes out but ugly filthy pepsi.
He goes to check the machine, and finds that it has been sabotaged. Someone, or something, has broken into the machine and replaced half the mountain dew with pepsi. This will not stand. Also someone smeared poop over it. Still, finding out who did this is thirsty work, so he pulls open one of the Mtn Dew cans and drinks it. He turns to Conquest to ask if he knows who did this.
"H-hey, sorry f-for bothering you s-" he says, shyly pausing mid sentence. He looks at Conquest.
it was then Steve became acutely aware that the remaining dew had also been spiked with the deadly drug shitty-furry-roleplay. Pouring out the rest of the drink onto conquest's shoes, hoping to wash off some of the shit, he tries to ask again if he knows who did this.
but before he can ask, he realises that he knows who did this to his machine! Why, it was none other than Xirtitibra, the goddess of fire and destruction! She was locked away from reckoning the world until recently, but the Saeva has been releasing her from her magical cell which was keeping her bound (or at least, that's the short version of what he realised).
He takes a step back. My god, how much of this drug was in that dew? Who the fuck is Xirtitibra? and why did he have a sudden urge to completely disregard the fact that an ancient cult is releasing an ancient evil god and instead act out a soppy platonic love scene between two self insert foxes?
Steve runs to the bathroom, shyly.
He goes to check the machine, and finds that it has been sabotaged. Someone, or something, has broken into the machine and replaced half the mountain dew with pepsi. This will not stand. Also someone smeared poop over it. Still, finding out who did this is thirsty work, so he pulls open one of the Mtn Dew cans and drinks it. He turns to Conquest to ask if he knows who did this.
"H-hey, sorry f-for bothering you s-" he says, shyly pausing mid sentence. He looks at Conquest.
it was then Steve became acutely aware that the remaining dew had also been spiked with the deadly drug shitty-furry-roleplay. Pouring out the rest of the drink onto conquest's shoes, hoping to wash off some of the shit, he tries to ask again if he knows who did this.
but before he can ask, he realises that he knows who did this to his machine! Why, it was none other than Xirtitibra, the goddess of fire and destruction! She was locked away from reckoning the world until recently, but the Saeva has been releasing her from her magical cell which was keeping her bound (or at least, that's the short version of what he realised).
He takes a step back. My god, how much of this drug was in that dew? Who the fuck is Xirtitibra? and why did he have a sudden urge to completely disregard the fact that an ancient cult is releasing an ancient evil god and instead act out a soppy platonic love scene between two self insert foxes?
Steve runs to the bathroom, shyly.
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Conquest, confused at what is going on, looks at the defiled Dew Dispenser. He can tell that she is a whore and that her lover, Steve, is in denial. People taking out their filthy wallets and depositing varying amounts of dollars and coinage into her at a time. The Dispenser is an adulterer, and Steve is oblivious. Conquest, however, lacks the heart to speak to either of them about this. He decides to keep his mouth shut for the sake of their relationship.
Conquest has no idea what the fuck steve was rambling about there earlier though, something about a goddess and furries or some shit. Conquest is baffled by this entire situation and really just wants to have a good meal and then kill himself. I mean, what the fuck is even the point anymore. he's done.
Conquest in the midst of his self-loathing speaks to the pirate who still has his medium-size schlong out:
"So, what flight are you getting on?"
Conquest has no idea what the fuck steve was rambling about there earlier though, something about a goddess and furries or some shit. Conquest is baffled by this entire situation and really just wants to have a good meal and then kill himself. I mean, what the fuck is even the point anymore. he's done.
Conquest in the midst of his self-loathing speaks to the pirate who still has his medium-size schlong out:
"So, what flight are you getting on?"
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Sally takes out her drawing notebook and draws Steve and Jon Conquest having gay intercourse. "O T P! " she says as she gives Jon Conquest 20 pieces of paper with badly drawn gay sex between him and Steve on it. The paper had poop smears all over it, as Sally did not yet wash her hands from the poop she had held with her grubby little hands.
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"Don't make fun of me old man, I'll have you know that I have a gun in my backback right now that cant be identified by airport detectors, I will literally end you're life by blasting your brains out right here and right now. Don't you dare fucking make fun of me again or you will meet your demise."