One More Block

Because you ran off last time I arrested you.

arrested for misusing the term "pun"

Arrested for holding their breath for 2 minutes and 56 seconds. Not GOOD ENOUGH!

Arrested for not timing my attempt correctly. (I actually did 3:15)

Ah, but have you counted half seconds?

arrested of marketing referrals, to time.

I did, yes. Managed exactly 3min 15s

arrested for only being a phantom

Arrested for telling the truth. That is never allowed, ever. We must all uphold a façade at all times.

Arrested for being so eloquent, writing good paragraph is prohibited.

Arrested for failing to enter the specified number of target into this centuries b-grade action filler streak. The people have spoken and they want change, specifically .43 of your local currencies. We can't blame them regardless, they are kind of, you know.. behind the times. But don't tell them that! I still need to borrow their pension checks, and, you don't want things to be all awkward, do you? I mean, have some self-respect!

EDIT: Probably the most mean spirited little thing I've written in a while.. Brain. Why are you so negative?

Under arrest for too elegant and mean spirited of a speech.

Arrested for having no signature

Arrested for arresting a cop who has already arrested someone on their thread.
Also that's raaaaaaaaaaacist.

Arrested for having green hair on your avatar

Arrested for having green-ish hair on your avatar

Arrested because you posted it today

Arrested for not noticing that hair is naturally cyan

(AKA Arrested for ignorance)

Arrested for thinking the post above the above post doesn't exist