Anyhoo, here's how it works: Take a famous quote, from a movie, historical figure, or book or something, and change it to sound like something a gamer might say (Preferably with the original quote included, but that's optional).
I'll begin:
Dirty Harry: Do you feel lucky?!
"I know what you're thinking. "Is he gonna challenge me on Spiral Knights or Mario Kart?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I'm not completely sure myself. But being as I'm Level 96 on Spiral Knights and have beaten all the fast staff ghosts on Mario Kart 7, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do you feel lucky?
WELL DO YA PUNK?!?!"