As you put in the bagel, the vending machine slowly starts to tick softly. Tick.Tick.
Quickly increasing in speed and volume. Tick. Tick. Ticktick. Ticktick.
It is soon as loud as a train. The vending machine shaking wildly. Tickticktick. Tickticktick. Tickticktick.
Your ears begin to bleed as the noise increases, your eardrums ready to burst. TICKTICKTICKTICKTICKTICKTICKTICKTICKTICKTICKTICKTICKTICKTICKTICKTICKTICKTICKTICKTICKTICK.
It stops. Just like that. No sound, no movement. Everyone crowds around you OkaySandwich. Then the bomb goes off.
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Then the nuke goes off. Ripping the Vending Machine apart, metallic shrapnel flying off in each and every direction. A particularly large piece lands on your foot. Everyone crowds around the crater. A bagel lands, smoldering, on the floor of the forums.
I put a refrigerator box on the floor, labeled "Temporary Vending Machine" and I put in some brownies (The food), hoping to attract some Brownies (The fairies that like to fix things.)
you dump the brownies into the cardboard box, sit down on the floor cross-legged and begin to wait. The smell of burning metal and burning bread still prevails in the air, and its very obvious that this replacement vending machine is nowhere near as magical as the one that came before it. Magical pixies dont even bother to show up because they can't fix something as magical as the vending machine that got blown up by some arrogant fool's attempt to make a joke. Beagles and bagels? Really? How does that even work - beagles are like twice the size of a bagel. Are there slices of beagle meat as the filling? is poor fido in half just to fit in the coin slot? is it a massive bagel? there's not even a mention of the word bugle in your joke. D-, see me after class
i put a new (magical) vending machine in the box because goddamnit someone around here has to replace it, and then put in a coin to test it