What Should I Say Into A Speech Jammer?

ElectroYoshi · Post by **ElectroYoshi** » September 17th, 2015, 10:06 pm

So I want to make a video/audio recording of myself using a speech jammer. I am posting this thread so you guys can tell me what all I should say.

I will be taking suggestions between now and Thursday, September 24. Hit me with your best shot!

Bad At Gravity · September 17th, 2015, 11:01 pm

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"

Post by **Entity** » September 18th, 2015, 12:02 am

Mike pooped a big poop in his pants

or if you don't feel like saying poop

Mike egged a big egg in his pants

Post by **Phantomboy** » September 18th, 2015, 12:24 am

Obviously the most diplomatic choice would be:

WE THE PEOPLES OF THE UNITED NATIONS DETERMINED

to save succeeding generations from the scourge of war, which twice in our lifetime has brought untold sorrow to mankind, and
to reaffirm faith in fundamental human rights, in the dignity and worth of the human person, in the equal rights of men and women and of nations large and small, and
to establish conditions under which justice and respect for the obligations arising from treaties and other sources of international law can be maintained, and
to promote social progress and better standards of life in larger freedom,

The Purposes of the United Nations are:

To maintain international peace and security, and to that end: to take effective collective measures for the prevention and removal of threats to the peace, and for the suppression of acts of aggression or other breaches of the peace, and to bring about by peaceful means, and in conformity with the principles of justice and international law, adjustment or settlement of international disputes or situations which might lead to a breach of the peace;
To develop friendly relations among nations based on respect for the principle of equal rights and self-determination of peoples, and to take other appropriate measures to strengthen universal peace;
To achieve international co-operation in solving international problems of an economic, social, cultural, or humanitarian character, and in promoting and encouraging respect for human rights and for fundamental freedoms for all without distinction as to race, sex, language, or religion; and
To be a centre for harmonizing the actions of nations in the attainment of these common ends.

Bad At Gravity · Post by **Bad At Gravity** » September 18th, 2015, 5:31 pm

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Sing this. if you can't do it normally, I bet that you can't do it with a speech jammer.

Rabbidfan236 · Post by **Rabbidfan236** » September 18th, 2015, 5:52 pm

Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

ElectroYoshi · Post by **ElectroYoshi** » September 18th, 2015, 8:41 pm

Oh yeah, music is welcome too if people so desire

papaya · Post by **papaya** » September 19th, 2015, 6:12 am

sing this:
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Post by **Sebastian Lawe** » September 19th, 2015, 8:35 pm

Do the famous "to be or not to be" speech from Hamlet.

ElectroYoshi · Post by **ElectroYoshi** » September 21st, 2015, 9:40 am

Deadline's Thirsday. I could use more phrases.

Post by **Entity** » September 21st, 2015, 9:55 am

Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum

Post by **Phantomboy** » September 21st, 2015, 1:51 pm

When is Thirsday?
"
'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
What's Montague? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet;
So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name,
And for that name which is no part of thee
Take all myself.
"

ElectroYoshi · Post by **ElectroYoshi** » September 24th, 2015, 12:21 pm

Last day for submissions. If there's anything else you'd like to hear, speak up now!

Miniike · Post by **Miniike** » September 24th, 2015, 2:37 pm

Sebastian Lawe wrote:Do the famous "to be or not to be" speech from Hamlet.

I appreciate the jacksfilms reference, but that's not the best Soliloquy from Hamlet. This is:
O that this too too solid flesh would melt,
Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew!
Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd
His canon 'gainst self-slaughter! O God! O God!
How weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable
Seem to me all the uses of this world!
Fie on't! O fie! 'tis an unweeded garden,
That grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature
Possess it merely. That it should come to this!
But two months dead! — nay, not so much, not two:
So excellent a king; that was, to this,
Hyperion to a satyr; so loving to my mother,
That he might not beteem the winds of heaven
Visit her face too roughly. Heaven and earth!
Must I remember? Why, she would hang on him
As if increase of appetite had grown
By what it fed on: and yet, within a month, —
Let me not think on't, — Frailty, thy name is woman! —
A little month; or ere those shoes were old
With which she followed my poor father's body
Like Niobe, all tears; — why she, even she, —
O God! a beast that wants discourse of reason,
Would have mourn'd longer, — married with mine uncle,
My father's brother; but no more like my father
Than I to Hercules: within a month;
Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears
Had left the flushing in her galled eyes,
She married: — O, most wicked speed, to post
With such dexterity to incestuous sheets!
It is not, nor it cannot come to good;
But break my heart, — for I must hold my tongue!
This one is pre-ghost-encounter, Hamlet at his most raw and emotional. The "To be or not to be" speech is always kind of marred by the possibility that he's just putting on a show or is (as many commentators would have you believe) actually insane. It works for the scene, but it's not a legit suicide contemplation, this is. They're really the same speech, this one is just more human and affecting. Granted, maybe the other one is more famous because it's a mind-screw, but it dosn't get to you like this one.

Oh yeah, um, that. That speech. That I posted. Do that.

Bad At Gravity · Post by **Bad At Gravity** » September 24th, 2015, 5:40 pm

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

ElectroYoshi · Post by **ElectroYoshi** » September 24th, 2015, 10:22 pm

Annnnnd submissions are closed. Thanks guys, I will be filming this on Sunday, and hopefully it'll be ready to go shortly after.

Bad At Gravity · Post by **Bad At Gravity** » September 25th, 2015, 6:20 pm

WOOH!

Miniike · Post by **Miniike** » October 2nd, 2015, 9:36 am

ElectroYoshi · Post by **ElectroYoshi** » October 2nd, 2015, 1:06 pm

Quick heads up. I've been busy all week, so I haven't been able to film yet (Being an employed senior in high school has some drawbacks). I'll try to get the thing done by Tuesday though.

Post by **bionicnacho** » October 12th, 2015, 10:44 pm

Day 1283. Still no signs of speech jamming.