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Games! On a forum!
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Post by ElectroYoshi » April 5th, 2013, 4:34 pm

Life:
You're born.
You eat.
You sleep.
You go to school.
You go to college.
You get a career.
You get married.
You have kids.
You retire.
You bite the dust.
I need a shot again, that sweet adrenaline.

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Post by OkaySandwich » April 5th, 2013, 5:02 pm

Batman-

A rich guy decides to do something other than sitting around doing rich stuff, and runs around in lycra, shouting his name at people. Also, he beats the crap out of some other people in lycra. He nukes himself, comes back to life and marries a woman who thinks she's a cat.

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Post by Miniike » April 5th, 2013, 5:28 pm

Rocky Horror Picture Show-

A couple walks (very smartly) into a castle that the sign very clearly says they should stay out of. They crash a messed up party and find Tim Curry in a fishnet, which is pretty traumatizing. He lets them stay (despite his decision to put warning signs outside) and they get to see him bring his singing swede to life. Then Meatloaf gets mad into actual meatloaf, which they eat after their science teacher shows up. Then Tim Curry in a fishnet turns them into statues after comparing Janet to a pencil, and they do stuff on a stage until the butler shows up and kills everyone.

A really suave guy concludes that we're all bugs.
:pigflag: for fricking fricks sake why do i still care :pigflag:
:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:

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Post by winningkill » April 7th, 2013, 2:43 pm

OMB

A forum where people united from Atmosphir and Voxelus, that are awesome, but spend most of their time on the computer. :P

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Post by Miniike » April 7th, 2013, 4:36 pm

winningkill wrote:OMB

A forum where people united from Atmosphir and Voxelus, that are awesome, but spend most of their time on the computer. :P

That might be an oxymoron.
:pigflag: for fricking fricks sake why do i still care :pigflag:
:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:

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Post by winningkill » April 7th, 2013, 5:03 pm

Miniike wrote:That might be an oxymoron.


Hey You didn't write a description!

Miniike

Miniike is a OMB member that is the 5th top poster, and is the blue link so he likes to see the green link die!

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Post by Miniike » April 8th, 2013, 9:01 am

winningkill wrote:Hey You didn't write a description!

Miniike

Miniike is a OMB member that is the 5th top poster, and is the blue link so like to see the green link die!

TRUTH
:pigflag: for fricking fricks sake why do i still care :pigflag:
:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:

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Post by winningkill » April 8th, 2013, 2:51 pm

Miniike wrote:TRUTH


Why u still not making descriptionZ?

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Post by Soccerstar » April 8th, 2013, 8:21 pm

DvChayz wrote:Hunger Games:

A girl who shows absolutely no emotion kills people in a Battle Royale environment. She then does it again. Then she kills more people. She cant decide between a hot guy and a ugly guy. Her sister dies. She kills a President.
Two, actually. She picks the ugly guy.

The end.


But wait, she only kills twice; once from revenge and once for mercy. Three times if you count Mockingjay. She kinda backed into the victory...

Okay, my turn. I Am Number Four:

An alien that lies to the world on his identity, accidentally blows up a school and becomes known as a terrorist, falls in love with two girls at the same time, and almost kills himself because he ran headfirst into a force field. While this is going on, one of the alien girls he loves is in India with two other alien girls and an alien guy, and they start teleporting everywhere but get lost. All the aliens reunite in a secret government base where bad aliens try to kill them with the help of the government.

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Post by Miniike » April 9th, 2013, 12:19 pm

winningkill wrote:Why u still not making descriptionZ?

Because reasons.
:pigflag: for fricking fricks sake why do i still care :pigflag:
:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:

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Post by bionicnacho » April 9th, 2013, 12:31 pm

Miniike wrote:Because reasons.

10/10 for your explanation. Very nicely done and explained. I congratulate you.
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Post by Miniike » April 9th, 2013, 12:33 pm

bionicnacho wrote:10/10 for your explanation. Very nicely done and explained. I congratulate you.

"How about 'Why not'? That's a good enough reason for anything, don't you think?"
-The Dictionopolis Guard, The Phantom Toolboth
:pigflag: for fricking fricks sake why do i still care :pigflag:
:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:

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Post by bionicnacho » April 9th, 2013, 12:34 pm

Miniike wrote:"How about 'Why not'? That's a good enough reason for anything, don't you think?"
-The Dictionopolis Guard, The Phantom Toolboth

My English teacher sure doesn't think so...
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Post by Miniike » April 9th, 2013, 12:35 pm

bionicnacho wrote:My English teacher sure doesn't think so...

lolz
:pigflag: for fricking fricks sake why do i still care :pigflag:
:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:

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Post by winningkill » April 9th, 2013, 2:59 pm

Bionic Nacho

Biological Nacho...

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Post by bionicnacho » April 9th, 2013, 3:02 pm

ugh
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Post by winningkill » April 9th, 2013, 5:00 pm

bionicnacho wrote:ugh


Why are you with that attitude?

You have to...

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Post by ElectroYoshi » April 9th, 2013, 9:58 pm

OK, I'm gonna steer this thread back on topic:

Awkward Descriptions:
A bunch of video game nerds gunk up a forum thread with all these ridiculous sounding descriptions of random crap. xD
I need a shot again, that sweet adrenaline.

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Post by winningkill » April 10th, 2013, 2:39 pm

Yoshi:

He is a green dinosaur that helps an Italian guy who always wears the same clothes to save the prices peach. ANd is always laying eggs.

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Post by OkaySandwich » April 10th, 2013, 4:45 pm

127 Hours

A guy runs around a desert, chats up some girls and falls in a canyon, somehow trapping his arm under a rock. He runs out of water, drinks his own piss, sees a giant Scooby-Doo and then cuts off his arm because his unborn son told him to.

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