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Broken Vending Machine

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Post by ZeroSwordsMaster »

You get Douglas Jackson (who probably doesnt exist)

I put in agar.io
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You got eaten!

I put in egg ;)
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You get a egg-grandson.

I put in a tesseract.
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You get a wrinkle in time.

I put in a work-related email.
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You get a polite response informing that you sent it to the wrong address.

I put in a broken Arduino.
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You get a Raspberry Pi

I put in a raspberry pie (as in the food)
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Post by Bad At Gravity »

You get a Raspberry Pie, ( Like the food, not the electronic.)

I take Entity and shove him into the vending machine.
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You get a mangled mess of flesh.

I put in the rarest pepe
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Post by Bad At Gravity »

You get this thing.
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I put in Entity's mangled flesh and some duct-tape, That'll fix him.
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You get a broken egg

I put in a papaya
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The machine stops, has its jimmies rustled, and then deposits electroyoshi

I put in a credit card
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Post by Phantomboy »

You get a massive overcharge fee at the end of next month :/ Sorry, Street..

I try to reach inside the machine with my arm!
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Your arm is gone. There was no pain, no struggling. An empty vacuum resides where your arm once was. You cringe at the sensation of a phantom arm. It feels like it's touching your shoulder...

I put in the Necronomicon
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The lord Cthulhu escapes from the machine.

I put in chernobyl
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Post by Bad At Gravity »

You get Fallout 4.

I put in Santa
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You get coal.

I put in the fizzy lifting drinks (which are stolen)
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Post by Bad At Gravity »

You get Blue Repulsion Gel.

I put in 3 pigs, one with a #1 written on it in sharpy, one with a #2 stamped on it, and one with a #4 spray-painted on. I'll watch everyone look for pig #3.
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Post by Entity »

You get pig #96

I put in a leg lamp
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You get a lamp leg. Hope ya got a busted lamp somewhere...

I put in a corn dog
I need a shot again, that sweet adrenaline.
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Post by OkaySandwich »

I googled a corn dog.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... Inside.jpg
I can't imagine how you sleep at night.
You get a feeling of sadness and regret.

I put in the pure, unfiltered tears of Mitt Romney.
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