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Postby ZeroSwordsMaster » July 10th, 2015, 11:27 pm

you stand, waiting for your response. You wonder if it can ever replace the original. You cry. This vending machine will never be the same. You break down into tears. You get the realization that this vending machine sucks as nothing comes out of the slot.

I put in a vending machine to make things more meta.

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Postby papaya » July 11th, 2015, 5:32 am

it falls into the coin reject slot. somehow.

I drink the can of still beverage I got, then crush it into the rough shape of a coin and jam it into the slot

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Postby Phantomboy » July 11th, 2015, 1:59 pm

A second of silence rings out before the message display screen reads, "REA-LY?-TRY-ING-TO -RET-URN-A G-IFT-?" The machine shakes for a few seconds before a small red box, warped in a bow tumbles from the machine. Again the display reads, "WE'-LL -SEE-YOU-RET-URN-THI-S

I put in several coins at once, without selecting the type of beverage I want.
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Postby papaya » July 11th, 2015, 7:58 pm

the machine waits patiently for you to input a selection. Someone comes along after you, hits the reject coin button and takes your hard-earned change.

I take the lid off the box, revealing whats inside - although, to follow the rules of this game I also take the bow, flatten it out and feed it into the coin slot, hoping that that was not the prize it had given me

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Postby Bad At Gravity » July 11th, 2015, 9:40 pm

You get a 10 pack of arrows. All of them are tipped with poison.

I put a time machine into the coin slot. Maybe that will reverse time and fix the original Vending Machine.
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Postby papaya » July 11th, 2015, 9:54 pm

a note comes out, reading "why would you put a time machine in here to rescue the past version of me rather than just using it yourself". then a robot hand comes out and slaps you.

I carefully remove whatevers in the box, concealing it with my hands and having used a local anasthetic so as to not have any idea of what it is based off of sight or touch and leave it on a table to examine later, then fold the box into an origami duck and put that in the coin slot

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Postby ElectroYoshi » July 16th, 2015, 12:57 am

You get a message in a bottle. You open the bottle and remove the message. It reads "Too long, did not read". Ouch.

I put in a crowbar.
I need a shot again, that sweet adrenaline.

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Postby papaya » July 16th, 2015, 3:20 am

a mechanical arm extends from the prize slot, wielding the crowbar, smacks you upside the head with it and says why would you call a paragraph thats literally 2 and a bit lines too long come on, before pulling you into the vending machine and spitting you out bloodied and bruised

i put in electroyoshi's mangled corpse

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Postby Bad At Gravity » July 16th, 2015, 10:09 am

You get a green dinosaur.

I put in a giant triangle.
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Postby papaya » July 16th, 2015, 11:31 am

it doesnt fit

I put the green dinosaur back in wondering how its relevant to electroyoshi or his corpse at all

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Postby ThatOneFox » August 9th, 2015, 3:55 pm

the machine's jimmies are rustled

I put in pepe
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Postby Bad At Gravity » August 10th, 2015, 7:39 pm

A wrapped flag pops out on a stick, it slowly unfolds reading "No, just no." and then the flag catches fire.

I try to put a Tyrannosaurus Rex into the little itty-bitty coin slot, it doesn't fit right away, but I push really hard on it and manage to shove it into the vending machine. Since this vending machine is apparently magic the metal bends a little bit.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby ThatOneFox » January 27th, 2016, 3:20 pm

You get a tiny boat.

I put in a bump.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby Miniike » January 27th, 2016, 3:25 pm

YOU TAKE OUT A TERRIBLE FORUM GAME

i put in something edgy, like religion
:pigflag: for fricking fricks sake why do i still care :pigflag:
:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby ThatOneFox » January 27th, 2016, 3:26 pm

you get that DAMN FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD

I put in 3 hours of fishing music
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby Phantomboy » January 27th, 2016, 10:39 pm

An error message displays as the machine refuses to intake the concept of music and type itself. Luckily~! However, a kind sole walks past, pulls out a coin, inserts it and buys you a can of your favourite beverage-- which just so happens to be called, "Your favourite beverage"

I insert a rental car key.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby Doctor Pie » February 15th, 2016, 11:09 am

You get a limited edition hot wheel toy.

I put in an image of sans

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby ThatOneFox » February 15th, 2016, 1:40 pm

you get dunked on

I put in some sweet potatoes
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby Doctor Pie » February 15th, 2016, 5:33 pm

Congratulations! You get burnt fries that literally taste like turd.

I put in a 20$ gift card.

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Postby Phantomboy » July 9th, 2016, 4:01 am

Five months later, you receive a fifteen dollar gift card... I apologise for the depreciation, but hey... that's how inflation works.

I put in fresh glass of lemonade~!
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