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Broken Vending Machine

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Omnoman
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Omnoman » July 9th, 2016, 7:19 am

Out comes a few lemons, as well as Cave Johnson's lemon rant.

I put in 413,612 boonbucks.
:crate: :crow: :crate:
:crate: :geek: :crate:
:crate: :crate: :crate:
This is stupid.

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Bad At Gravity » July 10th, 2016, 3:26 pm

You get a sylladex

I put in my soul.

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Doctor Pie » July 19th, 2016, 8:56 pm

You get an error 666: Soul not found.

I put in a disc of Ninja Sex Party's first album.

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Miniike » July 20th, 2016, 7:44 am

You get the lonley island's first album
You decide whether this is an upgrade

I put in an android suffering from paranoia
:pigflag: for fricking fricks sake why do i still care :pigflag:
:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by jhjoseph91 » July 27th, 2016, 5:11 am

i take out, of all things to be taken out, curly brace.

i put in my two cents.
i'm from another dimension!

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by CTB » July 27th, 2016, 12:40 pm

I take out 20 thousand pounds.
I put in Geometry Dash.
Back... after forever.

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Phantomboy » July 27th, 2016, 2:08 pm

You get... wait. Let me just check here. Really? Hmm... That's really interesting. I'll have to take this up with my supervisor, because... I'm not sure I can approve this.

I attach a garden hose to the coin slot; and run the water into the slot for a few seconds.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by CTB » July 27th, 2016, 2:13 pm

You get - er no, you destroyed it! How could you...
I buy a new one and put in a copy of Sonic Adventure 7 by Yong Yong.
Back... after forever.

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Doctor Pie » July 27th, 2016, 4:57 pm

You get... Something. I'm not sure what it is, it's like a mario game with levels from megaman and your character is sonic? I don't know...

I put in a loot box from Overwatch. Yep, I'm wasting it for this dumb joke machine.

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by jhjoseph91 » July 27th, 2016, 9:36 pm

you get a mann co. key from tf2. you're welcome.

i put in a Bonk! Atomic Punch (the blue kind).
i'm from another dimension!

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by CTB » August 3rd, 2016, 5:19 am

You get a kick in the kneecaps.
I put in a Lenny.
Back... after forever.

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Doctor Pie » August 4th, 2016, 7:39 pm

You get... an STD. Good for you.

I put in a fictional currency from a video game.

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by jhjoseph91 » August 5th, 2016, 2:15 pm

you get a singular yen.

i put in PAYDAY 2
i'm from another dimension!

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Bad At Gravity » August 7th, 2016, 6:12 pm

You get a Payday candy bar.

I shove Phantomboy into the coin slot.

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Phantomboy » August 7th, 2016, 9:34 pm

I protest to the best of my abilities, but I am eventually forced inside of the machine. It rattles, and flashes several colours before, pleasantly dispensing a standard can of your favourite beverage. Good job~! You won!

I insert a fluffy teddy bear, fit for the holiday season!
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Omnoman » August 8th, 2016, 8:21 am

I take out a bunch of stuffed bunnies, which are all the same bunny.
I insert a player pin, 500 yen, and a copy of The World Ends With You.
:crate: :crow: :crate:
:crate: :geek: :crate:
:crate: :crate: :crate:
This is stupid.

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Doctor Pie » August 10th, 2016, 5:37 pm

You get a japanese bootleg of the game! Congratulations!

I put in an entire spaceship

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by jhjoseph91 » August 10th, 2016, 6:07 pm

a copy of FTL flies back out at you. soundtrack included.
i put in the omb discord server.
i'm from another dimension!

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by ElectroYoshi » August 11th, 2016, 11:44 pm

You get a ghost town.

Oops, I mean OneMoreSkype.

*Checks Skype*

I mean a ghost town.

I put in a puppy. c:

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Omnoman » August 12th, 2016, 7:44 am

You get a mangy mutt.
I put in Dabe Stidrer from cool and new web comic ans also hecka jef
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:crate: :geek: :crate:
:crate: :crate: :crate:
This is stupid.

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