One More Block

Out comes a few lemons, as well as Cave Johnson's lemon rant.

I put in 413,612 boonbucks.

You get a sylladex

I put in my soul.

You get an error 666: Soul not found.

I put in a disc of Ninja Sex Party's first album.

You get the lonley island's first album
You decide whether this is an upgrade

I put in an android suffering from paranoia

i take out, of all things to be taken out, curly brace.

i put in my two cents.

I take out 20 thousand pounds.
I put in Geometry Dash.

You get... wait. Let me just check here. Really? Hmm... That's really interesting. I'll have to take this up with my supervisor, because... I'm not sure I can approve this.

I attach a garden hose to the coin slot; and run the water into the slot for a few seconds.

You get - er no, you destroyed it! How could you...
I buy a new one and put in a copy of Sonic Adventure 7 by Yong Yong.

You get... Something. I'm not sure what it is, it's like a mario game with levels from megaman and your character is sonic? I don't know...

I put in a loot box from Overwatch. Yep, I'm wasting it for this dumb joke machine.

you get a mann co. key from tf2. you're welcome.

i put in a Bonk! Atomic Punch (the blue kind).

You get a kick in the kneecaps.
I put in a Lenny.

You get... an STD. Good for you.

I put in a fictional currency from a video game.

you get a singular yen.

i put in PAYDAY 2

You get a Payday candy bar.

I shove Phantomboy into the coin slot.

I protest to the best of my abilities, but I am eventually forced inside of the machine. It rattles, and flashes several colours before, pleasantly dispensing a standard can of your favourite beverage. Good job~! You won!

I insert a fluffy teddy bear, fit for the holiday season!

I take out a bunch of stuffed bunnies, which are all the same bunny.
I insert a player pin, 500 yen, and a copy of The World Ends With You.

You get a japanese bootleg of the game! Congratulations!

I put in an entire spaceship

a copy of FTL flies back out at you. soundtrack included.
i put in the omb discord server.

You get a ghost town.

Oops, I mean OneMoreSkype.

*Checks Skype*

I mean a ghost town.

I put in a puppy. c:

You get a mangy mutt.
I put in Dabe Stidrer from cool and new web comic ans also hecka jef