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Broken Vending Machine

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Omnoman » October 9th, 2016, 7:49 pm

you get every other icon except for the sound icon
I put in the pickaxe of cortez and the mystical diamonds
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by jhjoseph91 » October 10th, 2016, 11:59 am

the machine plays the c note for a few seconds before spitting it back out.
i throw in a copy of half life 2.
i'm from another dimension!

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Omnoman » October 10th, 2016, 6:49 pm

you have to accept your FULL-LIFE CONSEQUENCES.
duh.
I put in a beast with a chicken head, some duck feet, and a woman's face too
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by firestorm185 » October 10th, 2016, 8:54 pm

The machine randomly spits out the Sin and Punishment game. Odd consequence.
I put in a copy of Sonic Adventure 3.

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Omnoman » October 11th, 2016, 5:55 am

The machine can't comprehend, and it breaks. Great going, dude.
I can't put anything in.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by ElectroYoshi » October 16th, 2016, 7:31 pm

THEN GET A NEW VENDING MACHINE, GEEZ!

I do so and put in a bag of skittles.

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Omnoman » October 17th, 2016, 4:32 pm

you get a candy that's almost, but not entirely, unlike Skittles.
I punch in the improbability of the infinite improbability drive suddenly appearing, give the machine a nice, hot cup of tea, and turn it on.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by jhjoseph91 » October 19th, 2016, 7:58 pm

the machine doesn't know whether or not you're reffering to the madness series or to the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, so it spews the book and a metric shit ton of weapons at you.

i put in a meathook that the machine spat out.
i'm from another dimension!

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Omnoman » October 20th, 2016, 4:59 am

you get the infinite improbability drive.
I put in a Nutri-Matic.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Bad At Gravity » October 21st, 2016, 5:36 pm

You get a Nutri-Bullet

I put in a Pikachu

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Omnoman » October 22nd, 2016, 2:42 pm

You get a Mist Stone back with your Pikachu.
I put myself in the vending machine.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Bad At Gravity » October 23rd, 2016, 1:07 am

You get two yous!

I put all of my hopes and dreams into the vending machine.

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Omnoman » October 29th, 2016, 5:27 pm

The machine spits out 'Better luck next time, kiddo.'
I put the other me in.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by jhjoseph91 » November 2nd, 2016, 7:54 pm

nothing happens, since you already have yourself.
i put in an old spice deodorant stick.
i'm from another dimension!

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Omnoman » November 3rd, 2016, 5:09 am

The vending machine looks at the deodorant, then back at you. then back at the deodorant, then back at you...
and it spits out a horse.
I put in the Tectrix of the Arbitor.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Bad At Gravity » November 5th, 2016, 6:36 pm

You get the Arbitor of Tectrix

I put in a poptart.

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Omnoman » December 1st, 2016, 6:51 pm

You get a toasted poptart.
I put in Ebony Dementia Dark'ness Raven-way.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by jhjoseph91 » December 2nd, 2016, 7:27 pm

you get a knife that can cut through space and time itself. oranges will no longer be an opponent.

i put in a Lets Be Friends "EP 1" cd.
i'm from another dimension!

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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by Omnoman » December 4th, 2016, 6:46 pm

You get mm2wood, for some reason. nice.
I put in Game Over.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine

Post by jhjoseph91 » December 5th, 2016, 7:16 am

you get several emotional feelings over several character's deaths, whether they be your favorite or "the worst" of them.

i put in a deck of cards.
i'm from another dimension!

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