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Super Serious Rpg Thread 11

Fool around and enjoy the craziness.
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Super Serious Rpg Thread 11

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You wake up in some place reminiscent of a hospital room. You feel lightheaded and drowsy, but force yourself to get up. You panic internally, due to not knowing anything about yourself, or any of the events prior to you ending up here. You discover that you are not in a hospital, but in some sort of shelter. The bright white of everything hurts your eyes. You are dressed in nothing but a grey robe with a purple belt.

And then all of the sudden BABOOOOOOM, A GIANT TRANSLUCENT DRAGON TORE OFF THE ROOF OF THE SHELTER AND THEN YOU PANIC THEN YOU FIND A SWORD AND YOUR LIKE "WOOOOOOOOAAAH", AND YOU JUMP UP AND YOU TAKE OUT THE DRAGON IN ONE SLASH LIKE KKKKRRRRRRRRSSSSSSHLSH AND ITS SO COOL

You fall back into your room of the shelter. You know there has to be others here.
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I then proceed to get up, stabbing myself with the sword, the dragon was unbeatable, I couldn't defeat it, because it was a reviving dragon.
A tear fell from my eye as the sword went into my flesh, piercing my organs, and going through my back.
I screamed in pain and fell on the ground, dead, there was a tunnel, and then a flash of light, I was at peace, and when I entered the light, all of my memories of my family, and me being the chosen one to defeat the evil creatures of the world, were brought back to me.

The End, or is it?
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The END!
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I walk in from my delux suite next to the prison cell. I see the body, shrug, and go back, because I'm a total $&*@.
:pigflag: for fricking fricks sake why do i still care :pigflag:
:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:
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God said to me as I entered the light "Your work here on earth is not done." and I suddenly woke up, the sword was gone, and I saw a man walking away.
I yelled towards him and said "COME BACK, I WANT FOOOOD, PLZ." and rattled the bars, crying out of my tears of my past.

(btw im not christian so nobody take offense at that god part ok thanks)
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I see the guy come back to life.

"Wow. Twice in one Monday morning!"

I walk over to him.

"I'm Miniike, I'm a huge jerk, and I live in that five star penthouse over there."
:pigflag: for fricking fricks sake why do i still care :pigflag:
:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:
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I gasped and said "I'm Chayz, I am apparently the savior of all things and the prophet, I am here to save the world from an eternity of torture and death." he looked at the man and said "Can you let me out please, I have to save the earth!"
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"I'm not sure. I've never left my penthouse. I think I may have a door somewhere."
:pigflag: for fricking fricks sake why do i still care :pigflag:
:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:
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"Uh, how do you survive in your penthouse without going outside?" he asked confused, trying too look towards the door he came out of.
"Can't you just cut the door open with a chainsaw or something?"
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"I dunno. I think I have one of those."
I look around. I open a drawer, push the cilantro, basil and oregano to the side, and find a chainsaw.
"Welcome to texas!" I yell as I cut a hole in the wall.
I step outside for the first time. We are on a beach.
:pigflag: for fricking fricks sake why do i still care :pigflag:
:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:
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I look around and examine the surroundings, this beach did not look familiar, but I had a strange sense of deja vu.
"So, you, never left that, house thing, I presume?" I said, wandering around.
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"Yeah, I spend all my time on this website called One More Block. It's the only place in the world I can interact with other jerks. Did you expect me to have a life?"
:pigflag: for fricking fricks sake why do i still care :pigflag:
:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:
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"One More Block? That rings a bell, I remember there were some pretty crazy people, also there was this place called pigflags where people made nonsense things all the time! But oh well, that is behind us now, it can get destroyed for all I care!"
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"Of course."
I look around.
"Soooo...I think I may have a girlfriend in the mountains with a nice place. Wanna head over there? You know, for no reason at all?"
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:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:
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"That sounds great, I love mountains!" he then said "Also, a girlfriend? How did you manage to keep up with her all these years if you were locked up in that penthouse?"
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"Skype. It's the future of the future."
:pigflag: for fricking fricks sake why do i still care :pigflag:
:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:
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"I don't use Skype, if I want to talk to people I usually just use chatroulette." he said, walking with Miniike towards the mountains.
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"Well, this is actually kinda nice! Not sure how long I was in that penthouse...or why I had a chainsaw in my spice drawer. But whatever, lets...desperately try to remember what her address is."
I sit down and pound my head on a rock in a desperate attempt to remember.
:pigflag: for fricking fricks sake why do i still care :pigflag:
:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:
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I pace around and say to him "Uh, why don't you ask her?"
I proceed to pull out my mobile laptop, which was safely stored in my trusty backpack.
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"Oh. Yeah. Right."
I grab the laptop and run out behind a bush.
After about three hours I'm done.
"Okay, I've got it. Your laptop's dead though."
I start walking down the path with the giant sign beside it that says "TO THE HOUSE OF MINIIKE'S GIRLFRIEND."
:pigflag: for fricking fricks sake why do i still care :pigflag:
:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:
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