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Super Serious Rpg Thread 11

Fool around and enjoy the craziness.
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"We don't have the money, I guess we'll steal one."
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"Nice job, hero."
:pigflag: for fricking fricks sake why do i still care :pigflag:
:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:
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"But, don't heroes commit crimes all the time?"
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"I guess..."
:pigflag: for fricking fricks sake why do i still care :pigflag:
:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:
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"Ok then." We walk to a boat that was being unattended.
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"Well, that was convenient."
:pigflag: for fricking fricks sake why do i still care :pigflag:
:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:
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"Sure was, everything seems to be convenient now for some reason."
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We get in. "So, where were we going again?"
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:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:
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"Uh, the United States, to, DisneyLand I think?"
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"Okay, do you know how to get there?"
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:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:
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"I do."

Some creepy old guy pops out of a bush near the docks, and behind the boathouse. Only half of his face is visible, due to the rusty lamp he is holding up. He seems ghost-like, due to the effect of the lamp and the mysterious mist that covers the docks.

"Head to the west oceanic gate about 8 miles from here, and go past the sage's hut. Directly after passing his hut, wait for approximately 42.6 seconds and look to your right. You will see a mysterious beam of light shoot out of the ocean at a very fast rate. Row towards it."

He tosses the 2 heroes a cup of butterscotch flavored pudding each, and disappears into the night.
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I stare at Miniike with wide eyes and look at him.
"What was that about?" I asked.
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"I dunno. It happens."
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:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:
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"Should we do what he said? He looked like a pedophile from my perspective."
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"I'm sure we're too old for the likes of him. I'm stupid, so let's just listen to him."
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:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:
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"Okay then." I said as getting in a boat.
"Come on get in, the owner of this will be here any minute now."
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He jumps in. "Well, we're off, I guess."
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:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:
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"Wait, I forgot to write down what the old guy said, uh.." I said trying to remember, as we got out into the water.
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Miniike eats pudding and remains useless and unhelpful.
:pigflag: for fricking fricks sake why do i still care :pigflag:
:lock: 1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee :lock:
:bomb: you'll love it, it's a way of life :bomb:
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I shake my head. "Oh well, how do you work this thing...?" I flip switches and button but nothing would turn the boat on.
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