Super Serious Rpg Thread 11

Post by **ThatOneFox** » July 24th, 2013, 7:16 pm

"NOTHING ESCAPES MY TENTACLEY GRASPS"
The creature revealed itsself to be slenderman.

DvChayz · Post by **DvChayz** » July 24th, 2013, 7:17 pm

"Oh god not this dude." I said pulling out my sword.
"Wait, rejected homestuck troll?"

Post by **ThatOneFox** » July 24th, 2013, 7:19 pm

"SILENCE FOOLS!" Slendy warps around the room taking swipes at them with his 'ninth tentacle'

Miniike · Post by **Miniike** » July 24th, 2013, 7:19 pm

"He SOUNDS like one. I have the canceled first season of the Homestuck TV show recorded on my DVR, and they sound like that."

DvChayz · Post by **DvChayz** » July 24th, 2013, 7:20 pm

"What, there is no such th-OW!" I yelled as I got hit with a tentacle.
I tried hitting it with my sword but it was no use.
"Throw a bucket at him, maybe he wont like it?"

Miniike · Post by **Miniike** » July 24th, 2013, 7:21 pm

I throw a bucket. "MELT, MOTHER @#&$*^!

Post by **ThatOneFox** » July 24th, 2013, 7:21 pm

Slendy eats the bucket. "Lol gg." He then melts.

Miniike · Post by **Miniike** » July 24th, 2013, 7:22 pm

"Ohwow."

DvChayz · Post by **DvChayz** » July 24th, 2013, 7:25 pm

"Well that was easier then expected."

tta · Post by **tta** » July 28th, 2013, 3:05 pm

And then I SWOOP OUT OF NOWHERE AND CUT OFF ALL OF HIS TENTACLES DESPITE HIM BEING DEAD

THEN I TAKE A SWIG OF MONSTER ENERGY OUT OF THE HOLY GRAIL AND I SAY "Man, aren't I just tenta-classy?" WITH A DEEP, MASCULINE VOICE THEN I FLY AWAY, NOT SPILLING A DROP OF MY MONSTER ENERGY.

Miniike · Post by **Miniike** » July 28th, 2013, 3:31 pm

"Wow, that was awesome."

DvChayz · Post by **DvChayz** » July 29th, 2013, 2:05 pm

"Whats up with all these caps lock creatures lately?"

Miniike · Post by **Miniike** » July 29th, 2013, 2:46 pm

"I dunno, but it's epic."

DvChayz · Post by **DvChayz** » July 29th, 2013, 2:52 pm

"Uh, I guess so." I said as we walk towards the boat.
"So I guess next were supposed to look for a beam of light."

tta · Post by **tta** » August 2nd, 2013, 11:15 am

mariofan01 wrote:things

look, I know you love your innuendos, but there is only one rule:

not on my threds

Miniike · Post by **Miniike** » August 3rd, 2013, 6:34 am

"Where the crap are we going to find a beam of light?"

Post by **SirWrek** » August 3rd, 2013, 7:34 am

I look to the left, where a beam of light is showing from behind a door. I walk through it.

A bonfire with a sword is sitting in the middle of the room.

"Dark Souls?!" I splutter as I back out of the room slowly.

A massive skeletal dragon lands behind me and whips its tail towards my head.

tta · Post by **tta** » August 3rd, 2013, 11:02 am

"I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT WOOAAAH"

I shout as I do a quadruple backflip out of the air and wield dual revolvers. I shoot at the dragon but the shots merely make scratches in his bones. I then take out my dual golden swords and jump into the skeletal dragons ribcage and destroy it from the INSIDE, WOOOOOAAAHHH.

I fly back into the heavens, but after I do, the now-destroyed dragon reshapes himself into some sort of skeletal snake, and lunges after SirWrek.

DvChayz · Post by **DvChayz** » August 3rd, 2013, 11:32 am

"WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE" I scream.

Miniike · Post by **Miniike** » August 3rd, 2013, 11:39 am

"I think we're high."