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King Of The Hill

Posted: June 19th, 2013, 12:11 pm
by Miniike
Because of reasons.

For the five of you who don't know how to play:

Post how you captured the hill that the above person just claimed.

GUY1: I used my ninja army to set up camp on the kill. MY HILL.
GUY2: I got a rocket launcher and blew up all the ninjas. MY HILL.
GUY3: I stabbed you in the back. MY HILL.
GUY1: I brought my backup Ninjas. MY HILL.

It's like last post, but more violent and with less spam.

I take over the unoccupied hill. MY HILL.

Posted: June 19th, 2013, 12:20 pm
by winningkill
I used my ninja army to set up camp on the kill. MY HILL. :3

Posted: June 19th, 2013, 12:22 pm
by Miniike
I used logic to deduct you used an unoriginal method. I come to the camp under a flag of truce and explain it to you. It blows your mind, causing you to explode. MY HILL.

Posted: June 19th, 2013, 12:23 pm
by winningkill
I brought my backup Ninjas. MY HILL.
Edit: I'm so original

Posted: June 19th, 2013, 12:25 pm
by Miniike
I bring Darth Vadar.
Image

MY HILL.

Posted: June 19th, 2013, 12:28 pm
by winningkill
I bring Luke Skywalker and all the Jedi's of the Galaxies. MY HILL

Posted: June 19th, 2013, 12:30 pm
by Miniike
I get ol' George to come out of retirement, rewrite the script and make the Sith win at the end. MY HILL.

Posted: June 19th, 2013, 12:32 pm
by winningkill
I got brought a rocket launcher and blew up Sith and george. MY HILL.

Posted: June 19th, 2013, 12:45 pm
by Miniike
I happen to have a fleet of airplanes that bomb you out. MY HILL.

Posted: June 20th, 2013, 4:00 pm
by winningkill
I happen to have a sniper that took all of your fleets of airplanes down. MY HILL.

Posted: June 20th, 2013, 5:12 pm
by Kiriel
I killed your sniper, and then build huge titanium-iridium walls around it. MY HILL.

Posted: June 22nd, 2013, 12:25 pm
by winningkill
I brought CHuck Norris. MY HILL!

Posted: June 22nd, 2013, 12:28 pm
by Miniike
I brought Alton Brown.

Umm....draw?

Posted: June 22nd, 2013, 12:33 pm
by winningkill
Miniike wrote:I brought Alton Brown.

Umm....draw?

You CAN'T draw. If you do then i win. MY HILL.

Posted: June 22nd, 2013, 1:44 pm
by Miniike
I bring a King of the Hill expert who refutes your claim. MY HILL.

Posted: June 22nd, 2013, 1:57 pm
by winningkill
I bring your mom to make you surrender. MY HILL.

Posted: June 22nd, 2013, 1:59 pm
by DvChayz
I shoot your mom with a pistol so she has to go to the hospital. My hill?

Posted: June 22nd, 2013, 4:21 pm
by Phantomboy
I slow down time to allow easy bullet dodging. My hill

Posted: June 22nd, 2013, 4:57 pm
by winningkill
I take your computer away so you can't write. MY HILL.

Posted: June 22nd, 2013, 7:53 pm
by Kiriel
I bomb the hill. My piece of flat land.