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Broken Vending Machine
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you stand, waiting for your response. You wonder if it can ever replace the original. You cry. This vending machine will never be the same. You break down into tears. You get the realization that this vending machine sucks as nothing comes out of the slot.
I put in a vending machine to make things more meta.
I put in a vending machine to make things more meta.
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A second of silence rings out before the message display screen reads, "REA-LY?-TRY-ING-TO -RET-URN-A G-IFT-?" The machine shakes for a few seconds before a small red box, warped in a bow tumbles from the machine. Again the display reads, "WE'-LL -SEE-YOU-RET-URN-THI-S
I put in several coins at once, without selecting the type of beverage I want.
I put in several coins at once, without selecting the type of beverage I want.
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the machine waits patiently for you to input a selection. Someone comes along after you, hits the reject coin button and takes your hard-earned change.
I take the lid off the box, revealing whats inside - although, to follow the rules of this game I also take the bow, flatten it out and feed it into the coin slot, hoping that that was not the prize it had given me
I take the lid off the box, revealing whats inside - although, to follow the rules of this game I also take the bow, flatten it out and feed it into the coin slot, hoping that that was not the prize it had given me
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a note comes out, reading "why would you put a time machine in here to rescue the past version of me rather than just using it yourself". then a robot hand comes out and slaps you.
I carefully remove whatevers in the box, concealing it with my hands and having used a local anasthetic so as to not have any idea of what it is based off of sight or touch and leave it on a table to examine later, then fold the box into an origami duck and put that in the coin slot
I carefully remove whatevers in the box, concealing it with my hands and having used a local anasthetic so as to not have any idea of what it is based off of sight or touch and leave it on a table to examine later, then fold the box into an origami duck and put that in the coin slot
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a mechanical arm extends from the prize slot, wielding the crowbar, smacks you upside the head with it and says why would you call a paragraph thats literally 2 and a bit lines too long come on, before pulling you into the vending machine and spitting you out bloodied and bruised
i put in electroyoshi's mangled corpse
i put in electroyoshi's mangled corpse
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A wrapped flag pops out on a stick, it slowly unfolds reading "No, just no." and then the flag catches fire.
I try to put a Tyrannosaurus Rex into the little itty-bitty coin slot, it doesn't fit right away, but I push really hard on it and manage to shove it into the vending machine. Since this vending machine is apparently magic the metal bends a little bit.
I try to put a Tyrannosaurus Rex into the little itty-bitty coin slot, it doesn't fit right away, but I push really hard on it and manage to shove it into the vending machine. Since this vending machine is apparently magic the metal bends a little bit.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine
You get a tiny boat.
I put in a bump.
I put in a bump.
Keith Keiser has a better ass than you
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Re: Broken Vending Machine
YOU TAKE OUT A TERRIBLE FORUM GAME
i put in something edgy, like religion
i put in something edgy, like religion
for fricking fricks sake why do i still care
1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee
you'll love it, it's a way of life
1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee
you'll love it, it's a way of life
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Re: Broken Vending Machine
you get that DAMN FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD
I put in 3 hours of fishing music
I put in 3 hours of fishing music
Keith Keiser has a better ass than you
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Re: Broken Vending Machine
An error message displays as the machine refuses to intake the concept of music and type itself. Luckily~! However, a kind sole walks past, pulls out a coin, inserts it and buys you a can of your favourite beverage-- which just so happens to be called, "Your favourite beverage"
I insert a rental car key.
I insert a rental car key.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine
You get a limited edition hot wheel toy.
I put in an image of sans
I put in an image of sans
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Re: Broken Vending Machine
you get dunked on
I put in some sweet potatoes
I put in some sweet potatoes
Keith Keiser has a better ass than you
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Re: Broken Vending Machine
Congratulations! You get burnt fries that literally taste like turd.
I put in a 20$ gift card.
I put in a 20$ gift card.
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Re: Broken Vending Machine
Five months later, you receive a fifteen dollar gift card... I apologise for the depreciation, but hey... that's how inflation works.
I put in fresh glass of lemonade~!
I put in fresh glass of lemonade~!