Super Serious Rpg Thread 11

DvChayz · Post by **DvChayz** » July 6th, 2013, 12:05 pm

I nod a few times at the things he was talking about, pretending to understand.
When he was done I said "Maybe we should try that one Archery store down a few miles, maybe the have some arrows there."

Miniike · Post by **Miniike** » July 6th, 2013, 12:07 pm

"Since when do ARCHERY stores sell ARROWS? That's like saying GROCERY stores sell, oh, I dunno, FOOD!"
I get a blank stare for a response.
"Geez, I didn't think I was trapped in the penthouse for THAT long."

DvChayz · Post by **DvChayz** » July 6th, 2013, 12:08 pm

"Yeah, you've kind of gone a little psycho" I say paying for the gear at the front.

Miniike · Post by **Miniike** » July 6th, 2013, 12:10 pm

"Really? AWESOME! Man, I should have gone for Madame Bates instead of Leatherface..."

DvChayz · Post by **DvChayz** » July 6th, 2013, 12:11 pm

I say "Ok?." and finish paying, walking out of the store with him.

Miniike · Post by **Miniike** » July 6th, 2013, 12:11 pm

"So, where was that archery store?"

DvChayz · Post by **DvChayz** » July 6th, 2013, 12:14 pm

"I think it was down here somewhere." I said pointing down the town road "Once we get the arrows we'll spend the rest of the day walking to your girlfriends house, I guess."

Miniike · Post by **Miniike** » July 6th, 2013, 12:15 pm

"Sounds good."

DvChayz · Post by **DvChayz** » July 6th, 2013, 12:16 pm

We walk down the road and head inside the Archery store, buying the arrows.
"Do you like your arrows blue or pink?" I asked looking at the arrow sets.

Miniike · Post by **Miniike** » July 6th, 2013, 12:17 pm

"PINK."

"Oh, uhh...blue. Yeah. That. That one color."

DvChayz · Post by **DvChayz** » July 6th, 2013, 12:18 pm

I snickered and handed him the blue set "If you say so."

Miniike · Post by **Miniike** » July 6th, 2013, 12:21 pm

"By the way, I arrange transportation so we won't have to walk!"

I take him to a limousine.

"GET OUT OF THE WAY, YOU IDIOT!" I yell.

The limo speeds away, reveling a sketchy, broken-down taxi.
"Well, hop in."

DvChayz · Post by **DvChayz** » July 6th, 2013, 12:23 pm

"Nice ride." I say and get into the back, storing my weapons inside my backpack.

Miniike · Post by **Miniike** » July 6th, 2013, 12:26 pm

A dwarf in a red suit is driving. Really wierd music is playing full volume.
"We should be there in...say....thirty minutes." I say.

DvChayz · Post by **DvChayz** » July 6th, 2013, 12:27 pm

"Oh, well, at least we don't have to walk." I say.
"What kind of music is this?"

Miniike · Post by **Miniike** » July 6th, 2013, 12:29 pm

"Surreal jazz. It's all the rage in that club here. I think it was called the Black Lodge."

I swear that's the last reference to Twin Peaks I'll make.

DvChayz · Post by **DvChayz** » July 6th, 2013, 12:30 pm

"Oh, that's interesting." I say, and we sit there listening to the music.

Miniike · Post by **Miniike** » July 8th, 2013, 9:05 am

Eventually we get there. "Thanks!" I tell the driver.

We walk over to a decent-sized house. There is a note on the door.
Dear Miniike
You're Stupid
I never liked you
You have no life and no job
You are dumb
That's why I left
I left you some burritos under the fridge
-Your not generic girlfriend

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" I scream in a Dearth Vader fashion.

tta · Post by **tta** » July 8th, 2013, 11:36 am

WHO DOES THE NO-ING? I CHALLENGE YOU

I RIDE ON MY PET HYDRA-DRAGON-SNAKE AND RIDE TOWARDS YOU THROWING MORE SNAKES HOLDING SMALLER SNAKES IN THEIR EAGLE TALONS. I THEN DO QUADRUPLE BACKFLIPS OFF OF MY PET, STEP ONTO A SKATEBOARD HALF-PIPE, TAKE A SWIG OF MY MOUNTAIN DEW, THEN DO A COMPLETELY RADICAL AND TOTALLY AROUSING TRIPLE 360 FRONTFLIP MEGA HANDSTAND ON MY SWEET, DECKED-OUT SKATEBOARD, BEFORE RAISING MY MOUNTAIN DEW IN A TOTALLY-NOT-PRODUCT-PLACEMENT KIND OF WAY. IT'S STILL ICE COLD, BUT IT DOESN'T COMPARE TO MY OWN COOLNESS LEVELS. MY MISSION IS COMPLETE. I RISE BACK TO THE HEAVENS IN A MANLY FASHION.

Kiriel · Post by **Kiriel** » July 8th, 2013, 12:10 pm

The core of all the planets and masses in the universe explode.