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Super Serious Rpg Thread 11
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Super Serious Rpg Thread 11
You wake up in some place reminiscent of a hospital room. You feel lightheaded and drowsy, but force yourself to get up. You panic internally, due to not knowing anything about yourself, or any of the events prior to you ending up here. You discover that you are not in a hospital, but in some sort of shelter. The bright white of everything hurts your eyes. You are dressed in nothing but a grey robe with a purple belt.
And then all of the sudden BABOOOOOOM, A GIANT TRANSLUCENT DRAGON TORE OFF THE ROOF OF THE SHELTER AND THEN YOU PANIC THEN YOU FIND A SWORD AND YOUR LIKE "WOOOOOOOOAAAH", AND YOU JUMP UP AND YOU TAKE OUT THE DRAGON IN ONE SLASH LIKE KKKKRRRRRRRRSSSSSSHLSH AND ITS SO COOL
You fall back into your room of the shelter. You know there has to be others here.
And then all of the sudden BABOOOOOOM, A GIANT TRANSLUCENT DRAGON TORE OFF THE ROOF OF THE SHELTER AND THEN YOU PANIC THEN YOU FIND A SWORD AND YOUR LIKE "WOOOOOOOOAAAH", AND YOU JUMP UP AND YOU TAKE OUT THE DRAGON IN ONE SLASH LIKE KKKKRRRRRRRRSSSSSSHLSH AND ITS SO COOL
You fall back into your room of the shelter. You know there has to be others here.
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I then proceed to get up, stabbing myself with the sword, the dragon was unbeatable, I couldn't defeat it, because it was a reviving dragon.
A tear fell from my eye as the sword went into my flesh, piercing my organs, and going through my back.
I screamed in pain and fell on the ground, dead, there was a tunnel, and then a flash of light, I was at peace, and when I entered the light, all of my memories of my family, and me being the chosen one to defeat the evil creatures of the world, were brought back to me.
The End, or is it?
A tear fell from my eye as the sword went into my flesh, piercing my organs, and going through my back.
I screamed in pain and fell on the ground, dead, there was a tunnel, and then a flash of light, I was at peace, and when I entered the light, all of my memories of my family, and me being the chosen one to defeat the evil creatures of the world, were brought back to me.
The End, or is it?
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I walk in from my delux suite next to the prison cell. I see the body, shrug, and go back, because I'm a total $&*@.
for fricking fricks sake why do i still care
1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee
you'll love it, it's a way of life
1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee
you'll love it, it's a way of life
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God said to me as I entered the light "Your work here on earth is not done." and I suddenly woke up, the sword was gone, and I saw a man walking away.
I yelled towards him and said "COME BACK, I WANT FOOOOD, PLZ." and rattled the bars, crying out of my tears of my past.
(btw im not christian so nobody take offense at that god part ok thanks)
I yelled towards him and said "COME BACK, I WANT FOOOOD, PLZ." and rattled the bars, crying out of my tears of my past.
(btw im not christian so nobody take offense at that god part ok thanks)
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I see the guy come back to life.
"Wow. Twice in one Monday morning!"
I walk over to him.
"I'm Miniike, I'm a huge jerk, and I live in that five star penthouse over there."
"Wow. Twice in one Monday morning!"
I walk over to him.
"I'm Miniike, I'm a huge jerk, and I live in that five star penthouse over there."
for fricking fricks sake why do i still care
1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee
you'll love it, it's a way of life
1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee
you'll love it, it's a way of life
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- Miniike
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"I'm not sure. I've never left my penthouse. I think I may have a door somewhere."
for fricking fricks sake why do i still care
1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee
you'll love it, it's a way of life
1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee
you'll love it, it's a way of life
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"I dunno. I think I have one of those."
I look around. I open a drawer, push the cilantro, basil and oregano to the side, and find a chainsaw.
"Welcome to texas!" I yell as I cut a hole in the wall.
I step outside for the first time. We are on a beach.
I look around. I open a drawer, push the cilantro, basil and oregano to the side, and find a chainsaw.
"Welcome to texas!" I yell as I cut a hole in the wall.
I step outside for the first time. We are on a beach.
for fricking fricks sake why do i still care
1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee
you'll love it, it's a way of life
1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee
you'll love it, it's a way of life
- Miniike
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"Yeah, I spend all my time on this website called One More Block. It's the only place in the world I can interact with other jerks. Did you expect me to have a life?"
for fricking fricks sake why do i still care
1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee
you'll love it, it's a way of life
1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee
you'll love it, it's a way of life
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"Of course."
I look around.
"Soooo...I think I may have a girlfriend in the mountains with a nice place. Wanna head over there? You know, for no reason at all?"
I look around.
"Soooo...I think I may have a girlfriend in the mountains with a nice place. Wanna head over there? You know, for no reason at all?"
for fricking fricks sake why do i still care
1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee
you'll love it, it's a way of life
1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee
you'll love it, it's a way of life
- Miniike
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"Skype. It's the future of the future."
for fricking fricks sake why do i still care
1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee
you'll love it, it's a way of life
1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee
you'll love it, it's a way of life
- Miniike
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"Well, this is actually kinda nice! Not sure how long I was in that penthouse...or why I had a chainsaw in my spice drawer. But whatever, lets...desperately try to remember what her address is."
I sit down and pound my head on a rock in a desperate attempt to remember.
I sit down and pound my head on a rock in a desperate attempt to remember.
for fricking fricks sake why do i still care
1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee
you'll love it, it's a way of life
1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee
you'll love it, it's a way of life
- Miniike
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"Oh. Yeah. Right."
I grab the laptop and run out behind a bush.
After about three hours I'm done.
"Okay, I've got it. Your laptop's dead though."
I start walking down the path with the giant sign beside it that says "TO THE HOUSE OF MINIIKE'S GIRLFRIEND."
I grab the laptop and run out behind a bush.
After about three hours I'm done.
"Okay, I've got it. Your laptop's dead though."
I start walking down the path with the giant sign beside it that says "TO THE HOUSE OF MINIIKE'S GIRLFRIEND."
for fricking fricks sake why do i still care
1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee
you'll love it, it's a way of life
1. Wild Life 2. China Pig 3. The Blimp (Mousetrapreplica) 4. Sugar N' Spikes 5. Ant Man Bee
you'll love it, it's a way of life