The Most Epic Story Ever.

Miniike · Post by **Miniike** » November 7th, 2012, 12:34 pm

Calvo was a farm boy. Like most farm boys in stories, he knew someday he would probably be called by a wizard or retired Jedi to go on a big epic adventurer. When he came of age, he knew it was probably right around the corner, but he was not happy with it. He wanted to just live a normal life. Of course, an old man wanted him to go on a long quest that only he could accomplish and destroy the dark power that threatened the world. The two galloped into the sunset to the land of the west. The old man turned his face to Calvo. He said "Do you know why you are the only one to be able to defeat the dark force." Calvo contemplated the question. "Because I'm a farm boy?" he eventually answered. "No." said the old man. then he lifted up his veil and reveled his true face.
"TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!"

Semesto · Post by **Semesto** » November 8th, 2012, 1:48 pm

Poor Calvo being bald all his life.

Miniike · Post by **Miniike** » November 8th, 2012, 6:58 pm

Semesto wrote:Poor Calvo being bald all his life.

Ikr.

EyceKubes · Post by **EyceKubes** » November 8th, 2012, 10:09 pm

Did you write that?

Miniike · Post by **Miniike** » November 9th, 2012, 12:15 pm

Hedlokd wrote:Did you write that?

Yes.

In five minutes under the influence of Mountain Dew and My Little Pony.

Semesto · Post by **Semesto** » November 9th, 2012, 7:54 pm

Miniike wrote:Yes. In five minutes under the influence of Mountain Dew and My Little Pony.

How all my stories are written.

freekboy31 · Post by **freekboy31** » November 9th, 2012, 9:04 pm